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&lt;p&gt;…&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Then again, I also lived through the Great Recovery of Two Days Ago. So it’s important to keep a long-term view.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/badbanana/statuses/961327664" target="_blank"&gt;Tim Siedell&lt;/a&gt;, the best lay-Twitterer in re:TGSMCo’08.&lt;br/&gt;(The best pro-Twitterer is &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/planetmoney" target="_blank"&gt;Planet Money&lt;/a&gt;.) (via &lt;a href="http://yourmonkeycalled.com/" target="_blank"&gt;yourmonkeycalled&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://mrjonnypantz.tumblr.com/post/54767516</link><guid>http://mrjonnypantz.tumblr.com/post/54767516</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:31:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Penguins, you had me worried there for a minute.</title><description>Penguins, you had me worried there for a minute.</description><link>http://mrjonnypantz.tumblr.com/post/54626284</link><guid>http://mrjonnypantz.tumblr.com/post/54626284</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:48:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ATM Machine - Dvorak Uncensored</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/U6XXNjIlif2rlebcudDRb7cXo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/" target="_blank"&gt;ATM Machine - Dvorak Uncensored&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mrjonnypantz.tumblr.com/post/54590458</link><guid>http://mrjonnypantz.tumblr.com/post/54590458</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:23:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hoping 14 hour days are not going to be the norm in my new position.</title><description>Hoping 14 hour days are not going to be the norm in my new position.</description><link>http://mrjonnypantz.tumblr.com/post/54498543</link><guid>http://mrjonnypantz.tumblr.com/post/54498543</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:26:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Financial Blue Balls</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Financial_Blue_Balls"&gt;Financial Blue Balls&lt;/a&gt;: Somebody took the time to give the bull outside of wall street blue balls</description><link>http://mrjonnypantz.tumblr.com/post/54326986</link><guid>http://mrjonnypantz.tumblr.com/post/54326986</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:38:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hanged for being a Christian in Iran</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/world_news/Hanged_for_being_a_Christian_in_Iran"&gt;Hanged for being a Christian in Iran&lt;/a&gt;: A month ago, the Iranian parliament voted in favour of a draft bill, entitled “Islamic Penal Code”, which would codify the death penalty for any male Iranian who leaves his Islamic faith. Women would…</description><link>http://mrjonnypantz.tumblr.com/post/54283868</link><guid>http://mrjonnypantz.tumblr.com/post/54283868</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:50:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>maniacalrage:

My Day, Yesterday
Yesterday, in video. Shot...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="224" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=60247" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"&gt; &lt;param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=de8b738edd&amp;photo_id=2927448272&amp;show_info_box=true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=60247" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=60247" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=de8b738edd&amp;photo_id=2927448272&amp;flickr_show_info_box=true" height="224" width="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://log.maniacalrage.net/post/53836646/my-day-yesterday-yesterday-in-video-shot" target="_blank"&gt;maniacalrage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;My Day, Yesterday&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yesterday, in video. Shot throughout the day, put together and uploaded today. You should do the same. And when you do, put it in the &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/groups/mydayyesterday/" target="_blank"&gt;My Day, Yesterday group&lt;/a&gt;. Don’t add any music or anything, only what’s recorded via the camera.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Shot with the D90, with the 50mm 1.8 and 28mm 2.8 primes.&lt;/p&gt;
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