It's Mr. Pantz Time

09/24/2009

pseudomeaningful:

Don’t Go (via woocie)
Let’s cut to the chase: Whoever said this was lying. You can’t go around promising people “forever” since the average lifespan is something like 80 years. Next time someone promises you “forever,” you should immediately ask if they are a vampire. And if they say yes, you’ll know they’re both lying AND crazy.

pseudomeaningful:

Don’t Go (via woocie)

Let’s cut to the chase: Whoever said this was lying. You can’t go around promising people “forever” since the average lifespan is something like 80 years. Next time someone promises you “forever,” you should immediately ask if they are a vampire. And if they say yes, you’ll know they’re both lying AND crazy.

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