It's Mr. Pantz Time

2009

June 61
May 199
April 88
March 87
January 42

2008

June 96
May 73
April 85
March 118
January 142

2007

June 59
May 38
April 36
March 61
February
January

2006

December
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
North Korea has nukes says analyst
Apr 1st
22 Million New Smokers Needed: Funding SCHIP...
Apr 1st
Starting 4/15, VS is going to have 2 games a night for the Stanley Cup playoffs. Be forewarned, you...
Mar 31st
Warships set sail ahead of N. Korean rocket...
Mar 31st
Kinda wish this was real http://www.hotelicopter.com/ #fb
Mar 31st
PETA’s Pet Slaughterhouse
Mar 31st
8 Best Aqua Teen Hunger Force Episodes picked...
Mar 30th
Warch Watch
20/20 - Bailouts and Bull**** Pt. 1 of 6 (via wisted) Do yourself a favor and watch all 6 parts.
Mar 30th
xkcd - A Webcomic - Parking
Mar 30th
Logic Fail: Shame on you Hunters!
Mar 29th
FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail...
Mar 29th
Dear ABC, Your online video player sucks. Seriously, requiring one to restart the video after every...
Mar 29th
Preds now in 7th Place. Only 1 point separates 7th, 8th and 9th place. Looks like it’s going...
Mar 29th
Wondering if the Preds have a better shot against the Red Wings or the Sharks
Mar 27th
Stanley Cup Playoff tickets go on presale tomorrow for the Preds. The question is do I buy then or...
Mar 26th
Rahm Emanuel’s Freddie Mac Hack - Dvorak...
Mar 26th
Dear Microsoft Excel, I hate you. Cordially, Mr. Pantz #fb
Mar 26th
Blackened lung cigarette lighters - Boing Boing
Mar 26th
Half-filled, broken washing machine hose science = empty, broken washing machine. #fb
Mar 26th
Warch Watch
The devalued Prime Minister of a devalued Government
Mar 26th

Conversation Between Me and My Body...

My body: Hey, got a sec?
Me: Yeah, what's up?
My body: You know how lately you've gained some weight and your sleeping schedule is bad and you don't have a lot of energy?
Me: Yeah. It's annoying.
My body: Well, we've been talking and... We think you should stop eating pizza every other day.
Me: What?
My body: Yeah.
Me: How about instead of that you just do a better job at metabolizing it? And give me more energy?
My body: It doesn't work that way.
Me: Well, it should.
My body: That's a stupid thing to say. Also: Perhaps we could start running again? Remember how good we felt when we used to run regularly?
Me: If I start running again can we eat pizza?
My body: No. The pizza thing has to stop. Oh, and don't get us started on cereal at 4AM. Do you know what happens when you eat carbs every night at 4AM?
Me: No. I shouldn't have to know. You should just take care of it.
My body: It's becoming clear you don't know much about us.
Me: Fine. I'll cut down on pizza and late-night cereal. And I'll start running.
My body: Thanks. Trust us, you'll be happier. Oh, and one more thing.
Me: Yeah?
My body: About all that whiskey you drank at SXSW...
Me: F*ck off.
<I think my body has been trying to have this same talk with me, but I keep pushing the meeting back.>
Mar 25th
Ron Paul questions Bernanke and Geithner 3/24...
Mar 25th
Obama Seeks Expanded Power to Seize Firms
Mar 25th
Thai "Spider-Man" rescues kid from window...
Mar 25th
Treasury's toxic asset plan could cost $1...
Mar 24th
Obama Sides With RIAA, Supports $150,000...
Mar 24th
15 Yr Anniversary: Gretzky Breaks NHL Goals...
Mar 24th
The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan (March...
Mar 23rd
Awful Own Goal Scored On Delayed Penalty...
Mar 23rd
Warch Watch
Daft Hands - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (via FrEckleStudios) For some reason I woke up with...
Mar 22nd
Obama's budget to produce record $9.3...
Mar 22nd
Wasp picked a bad time to come out of hiding. Mr. Pantz 1 - Wasp 0
Mar 21st
A.I.G. Sues Government for Return of $306...
Mar 21st
RT @Veronica: 12 plotholes that must be filled in the #BSG finale: http://bit.ly/lVoP
Mar 20th
BSG series finale tonight:(
Mar 20th
Warch Watch
Extreme Sheep LED Art (via BaaaStuds)
Mar 20th
Day 2 of my standoff with a wasp in my apartment. He’s apparently found a good foxhole to hold...
Mar 19th
Russia announces rearmament plan
Mar 19th
Got to love fire drills
Mar 18th
Monthly project is going really smooth. This has me greatly worried.
Mar 18th
Did Army troops patrol the streets of Samson,...
Mar 18th
Tourists…
Mar 18th
Warch Watch
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon - Sneak Peek: Mocs Fever Continues Tonight
Mar 18th
Well I’m sold. Glad 3.0 doesn’t come out til this summer so I won’t be tempted to...
Mar 17th
Dr. Alex Benzer: Why The Smartest People Have...
Mar 17th
Can’t wait for the iPhone 3.0 announcement today. Rumor is I’ll finally be able to...
Mar 17th
+KN | Kitsune Noir » Boxed Water Is Better
Mar 17th
Warch Watch
Fitness: The Five-Minute Prison Workout Keeps You Fit in Any Space
Mar 17th
Looking for a comfortable pair of noise canceling headphones. Any suggestions?
Mar 16th
Georgia law puts non-offenders on sex...
Mar 16th
The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan (March 11,...
Mar 16th
Warch Watch
The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan (March 16, 2009) - God Bless Shep Smith
Mar 16th
Watchmen Discussion Topics [Graph - Pic]
Mar 16th
That nap lasted way too long. I only hope it’s still Sunday.
Mar 15th
Warch Watch
Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Zero” (via yeahyeahyeahsmusic)
Mar 14th
Yep, still completely in love with Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
Mar 14th
The Nicolas Cage Movie Plot Generator
Mar 12th
Warch Watch
Gervais + Elmo = Hilarity on ‘Sesame Street’ (via AssociatedPress)
Mar 12th
Check out this crazy-ass bathroom stall
Mar 12th
Of course North Korea would have to start showing itself again after I buy plane tickets for South...
Mar 12th
The best part of not being cleared for strenuous activity is not feeling bad about not working out.
Mar 10th
Elvis Costello seems like a good fit for today.
Mar 10th
Hillary Clinton comes to Europe, Brings the...
Mar 10th
Sean Penn needs to shut up
Mar 9th
Well halfway through and still going strong. Looks like I’m going to make it (knock on wood).
Mar 9th
First day back at work. Let’s see if I can go the whole day without passing out.
Mar 9th
Worst Death Scene Ever [VIDEO]
Mar 9th
Warch Watch
Ron Paul 03 07 09 DL Hughley Show (via Hx31963)
Mar 9th
Weather Channel responds to critical tweet.
Mar 8th
Ordered my plane ticket to South Korea!!
Mar 8th
Damn you, Daylight Savings!
Mar 8th
via BuzzFeed
Mar 8th
Warch Watch
Bizkit the Sleep Walking Dog (via MarinaHD2001)
Mar 8th
Finally updated my site’s layout. Much more simple looking than the old layout.
Mar 7th
Watchmen was AWESOME. Not sure how I liked the changed ending, but overall, loved the movie.
Mar 6th
Think I’m going to be one of those geeks who goes to see Watchmen multiple times this weekend.
Mar 6th
Watchmen: The Saturday Morning Cartoon
Mar 6th
Well that was uninformative. Doc told me to come back in a week. I guess he isn’t too...
Mar 5th
At doctor’s office. Hope he can figure out what happened Tuesday. Wish you could get refunds...
Mar 5th
Well that was interesting. 7.5 hours in the ER hooked up to machine after machine and they have no...
Mar 4th
Erlanger sucks.
Mar 3rd
Just woke up from a coma in time to go to sleep.
Mar 3rd
Man, I’m such a baby when it comes to getting sick. I want my mommy and my baba
Mar 2nd
Ordered my Jordan, Jesse Shirt! today, but don’t know if I can wait til April. May print off a...
Mar 2nd
via i41.tinypic.com
Mar 1st
FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail...
Mar 1st
Radio legend Paul Harvey has passed away
Mar 1st