It's Mr. Jonny Pantz Time!: Archive

Jan 23rd

“Make good stuff, then make it easy for people to buy it. There’s your...”

– Jonathan Coulton, definitively. (via merlin)

Jan 21st

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Leaked DHS internet watchlist "mistakes"... →

— Either this list isn’t legit or someone in the DHS has some explaining to do.

Jan 12th

Scientists Recreate Spider Silk (50 Years After... →

Also, 50 years after the character was created scientists have finally caught up with Peter Parker and recreated spider silk by transferring key spider genes into silkworms which are far easier to farm the substance out of. New steps added to my todo list: Get silkworms Modify them to spit out Spider silk ?????? Profit!!!!

Jan 10th

I'll tell you why movie revenue is dropping... --... →

— Couldn’t agree more.

Jan 7th

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Jan 5th

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Jan 4th

NDAA - President Obama Signs Indefinite Detention... →

Well so much for restoring habeas corpus

Jan 3rd

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Dec 28th

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Dec 24th

ESP proponents claim that ESP skeptics are... →

Crap, they’re on to us.

Dec 10th

Hank Paulson’s inside jobs -- Felix Salmon →

Paulson was giving inside tips to Wall Street in general, and to Goldman types in particular: exactly the kind of behavior that “Government Sachs” conspiracy theorists have been speculating about for years. Turns out, they were right. Paulson, says Teitelbaum, “is now a distinguished senior fellow at the University of Chicago, where he’s starting the Paulson Institute, a think tank focused on...

Dec 8th

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's... →

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered. If a guy claims to be a time traveler and disappears from his cell in a secure mental health facility, shouldn’t you be at least a little bit bothered?

Dec 1st

Nov 30th

6 Yr Old Charged With Sexual Assault For Playing... →

Attorneys for the parents of the 6-year-old, who is being referred to as “D,” said that Riniker has gone too far by bringing a felony sex charge against a first-grader for touching a 5-year-old girl inappropriately while playing doctor last fall. … In justification for the charge, Riniker is quoted in the lawsuit saying “the Legislature could have put an age restriction...

Nov 28th

Douchebag US Senators Want Military to Police on... →

The Senate is going to vote on whether Congress will give this president—and every future president — the power to order the military to pick up and imprison without charge or trial civilians anywhere in the world … even within the United States itself. Cause that pesky Constitution keeps getting in the way.

Nov 27th

Netflix to Resurrect Arrested Development →

It’s official. Woohoo!

Nov 19th

Nov 14th

STOP SOPA, SAVE THE INTERNET - Boing Boing →

These bills represent a major blow to openness and freedom on the Internet, free speech rights, and the fabric of the Internet itself. If SOPA is allowed to pass, the Internet and free speech will never be the same again.

Nov 11th

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Oct 19th

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Oct 18th

This is Why They Hate You and Want You to Die |... →

You blew the second chance you got with TARP to re-enter society as a productive component of commerce. You went back to bonus-swilling, full-retard mode as though nothing ever happened and 13 million people weren’t sitting around in their post credit-bubble joblessness for three years now. Your tone-deafness and utter disconnection from the rest of the country has produced something...

Oct 9th

Russia's Putin says wants to build Eurasian Union... →

USSR 2.0, eh? Called this one, too. I imagine it’ll look something like this.

Oct 7th

Oct 6th

Steve Jobs: February 24, 1955 - October 5, 2011 →

Oct 5th

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Oct 5th

Oct 3rd

Arrested Development Is (Seriously) Coming Back To... →

Oct 3rd

Police Arrest About 400 Protesters on Brooklyn... →

Oct 2nd

Medvedev said he cedes presidency bid to Putin... →

Did I call this or what?!

Sep 30th

Bank of America plans to charge $5 monthly debit... →

Running out of reasons to stay with Bank of America. A smaller, local bank is starting to look much more appealing.

Sep 30th

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Sep 20th

Why Netflix is splitting itself in two - The... →

“Sure thing! We listened to your feedback and we only sell buns now. If you want meat and condiments you have to go across the parking lot to another restaurant!”

Sep 19th

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(via Possibly Racist Rental Car? Video)

Sep 17th

Some people get search. Some don’t. →

Silly me. I shoulda known “hide sheet” is a visibility feature, which is logically a formatting concept that anyone with any common sense would plant on the ribbon’s Home tab.

Sep 17th

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Sep 5th

Extra Life 2011 →

As many of you know, I’m not the most active person. So the idea of me running a marathon is quite ridiculous. However, I’ve found a marathon I’m pretty sure I CAN do, and I get to help out some awesome kids. On Oct. 15, 2011, I’m attempting to play video games for 24 hours straight. I’m participating with my friends Allen, Justin and Toby in the annual 24-hour...

Sep 3rd

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Dragon*Con: Con of the Dragon 2: Double Complete Dragon (by ben miller)

Aug 29th